With two kids under the age of 3, it's a little difficult to find time to watch movies (well, movies that don't star a talking bear, monkey, or androgynous, fuzzy monster anyway), so "Film School in Three Lines or Less" is a fantastic time saver. My personal favorite is Citizen Kane:
CHARLES FOSTER KANE: I'm dying now. I miss my childhood.
REPORTER: Wealth and power have truly made you an asshole.